Louis Garneau Vorttice

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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby Tritans » 05 May 2013 09:51

First of all I had nothing to do with that auction ending early, I promise ! But I did have a look ( not to buy ). Am I right in saying that this was a newer model ? Also I didn't notice the pimes on it, which was surley their key selling point ?

I've just spent a good Sunday morning not running, reading those articles. All very interesting, the key points I took were.

Helmet likley to save upto 8mins over IM bike. Removing bottle cages, wearing shoe covers (from IM perspective any time saving would be lost putting them on ) and shaving legs are all very worthwhile.

Although being able to remain aero for as long as possible still gives you the biggest return, by some distance.

Very interesting though Jon, thanks.
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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby jonathon.e » 05 May 2013 11:08

It is the later model, but the only difference being the colour and the mirrored visor, pushing the price up. Would think that you could buy the standard one and get it customised to look extra dynamic.
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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby Tritans » 08 May 2013 12:36

I just stumbled upon this review, whilst searching for inovative new Roofing products.

" It was Nietzsche who famously spoke the aphorism: 'Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.' But after a mesmerizing stare into the cold, mirrored lens and stealthy black finish of the Louis Garneau Vorttice Black Knight Helmet, we're already more than a bit tantalized by the allure of the dark side, taking little heed to Nietzsche's warnings. The Vorttice has an imposing, almost medieval appearance that looks as deadly as it is fast. And that's before you're even in the start gate. This is especially critical, because when your battles are against individual riders and the clock itself, nothing is more important than the power of pure intimidation. Can you imagine the thoughts running through an opponent's head as he glances behind him and sees only darkness approaching as you bridge the gap? Absolute demoralization.

While the Vorttice looks fast, its spell-binding powers are more than psychological. The front of the Vorttice is dimpled like a golf ball to disturb the air just enough to speed its flow over the surface of the helmet. The angled ridges that follow the dimples are vortex generators that compress air as it flows over the helmet, again speeding its flow down the backside of the helmet. The combination of the two technologies cuts drag by 11 percent.

A single, front vent situated at the point of highest air pressure takes air in and directs it over the head through three different channels to help keep you cool. The Vorttice includes that aforementioned mirrored lens to improve airflow around the face. It can be removed or flipped up if desired. Keeping the helmet stable on the head is the Garneau Spiderlock SL which can be adjusted on the fly with just a simple twist of the retention dial. Steplock SL Dividers adjust the length and position of the straps quickly and easily with a locking cam design. Unlike many aero helmets with a heavy, elongated tail, the back of the Vorttice cuts off abruptly, making the helmet exceptionally light and keeping it out of the wind when you put your head down or look to the side.

The Garneau Vorttice Black Knight Helmet is available only in the color of darkness, and includes a matching black mirrored lens to block road glare and strike fear into the hearts of thine foes. It's available in three sizes from Small through Large. "




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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby jonathon.e » 08 May 2013 13:12

I couldn't have put it better myself. :D

Available in three sizes.
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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby CCS » 08 May 2013 13:40

I saw that review too!
SOLD!!!
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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby jonathon.e » 08 May 2013 14:31

Seems the only place to gab one is Evans Cycles. And the med/ large are out of stock at the moment :(
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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby S11 » 08 May 2013 16:50

nope...I have one for sale for £90......

not the all black one tho..

Worn once due to the arses at Miami 70.3 not letting me race in my casco road lid.....
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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby CCS » 08 May 2013 17:31

shadowone1 wrote:nope...I have one for sale for £90......

not the all black one tho..

Worn once due to the arses at Miami 70.3 not letting me race in my casco road lid.....

Size?

(though my heart says that black is probably the way to go...)
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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby Kevy427 » 09 May 2013 08:03

Tritans wrote:I just stumbled upon this review, whilst searching for inovative new porn
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Re: Louis Garneau Vorttice

Postby Tritans » 09 May 2013 09:22

Top tip. Don't google, black helmets.
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