Oh, f*ck me. I just hit the button to go to last post, wondered what you were on about, then scrolled up. I've only just finished bleaching my eyes after the last picture, now this.
There's only one thing for it. The assembled masses will have to take a great big BCTTT bum-fest of a picture at Swashbuckler.
This is war. Admittedly a rather camp war, but war nonetheless.