Club Awards Roll of Honour
Posted: 27 Aug 2013 22:28Club Championships
I’m Not Dead I’m Having A Rest (for demonstrating extreme restraint in the swim by allowing everyone else to get out first)
2013: Jonathan 'juw' Wilson, 2012: Jonathan 'juw' Wilson, 2011: Mike ‘Mike The Bike’ Taylor, 2010: Sarah ‘Tarka’ Bruce Green
It’s Not About The Bike (For demonstrating restraint on the bike leg by allowing everyone else to finish first)
2013: Sarah ‘Tarka’ Bruce Green, 2012: Dave 'Moff' Moffatt, 2011: Lee ‘Willy’ Williams, 2010: Ian ‘Didds’ Diddams
Remember the Hare and Tortoise (for demonstrating extreme restraint in the run by allowing everyone else to finish first)
2013: Andy 'Andyb99' Butler, 2012: Some muppet forgot to award this… 2011: Bex ‘Bexh’ Halliwell, 2010: Mick ‘WoodyWyldbore-Wood
Bringing Up The Rear (for demonstrating extreme restraint in the race by allowing everyone else to finish first)
2013: Paula ‘peej’ Elphick, 2012: Andy 'Andyb99' Butler, 2011: Gavin ‘Seasider’ Rigg, 2010: Catherine ‘Apnoea’ Sweetnam
Annual Club Awards
Darwin Award (For upholding the highest traditions and ethos of the BCTTT and continuing to train whilst broken)
2013: Andrew ‘sonofsammo’ Howden, 2012: Gary ‘Bopomofo’ Holmes,
Most Disturbing in Lycra (For helping keep therapists in business by scaring children and adults alike)
2013: Nick 'Ris' Hodges, 2012: Nick 'Ris' Hodges, 2011: Andrew ‘sonofsammo’ Howden, 2010: Nick 'Ris' Hodges
The Corky Award (for triumph against the odds after a tough tough year)
2013: Artur ‘kfjatek’ Kwiatkowski, 2012: Andrew 'Sonofsammo' Howden 2011: Craig ‘Wannabetri’ Miskin, 2010: Jack Hughes
Legend of Ron Burgandy (For upholding the highest traditions of the BCTTT as member of the month - not that we had a mag)
2013: Kev ‘kevy427’ Young, 2012: Faith 'Faith' Cripps 2011: Adrian ‘Tritans’ Tansley, 2010 James ‘James’ McClelland
Global Domination Award (For upholding the highest traditions and ethos of the BCTTT)
2013: James ‘Sir Jibbenstein’ Wilson, 2012: Sarah 'Tarka' Bruce-Green 2011: Chris ‘cpt333’ Weeks , 2010: Jody ‘Joddybear’ George
I’m Not Dead I’m Having A Rest (for demonstrating extreme restraint in the swim by allowing everyone else to get out first)
2013: Jonathan 'juw' Wilson, 2012: Jonathan 'juw' Wilson, 2011: Mike ‘Mike The Bike’ Taylor, 2010: Sarah ‘Tarka’ Bruce Green
It’s Not About The Bike (For demonstrating restraint on the bike leg by allowing everyone else to finish first)
2013: Sarah ‘Tarka’ Bruce Green, 2012: Dave 'Moff' Moffatt, 2011: Lee ‘Willy’ Williams, 2010: Ian ‘Didds’ Diddams
Remember the Hare and Tortoise (for demonstrating extreme restraint in the run by allowing everyone else to finish first)
2013: Andy 'Andyb99' Butler, 2012: Some muppet forgot to award this… 2011: Bex ‘Bexh’ Halliwell, 2010: Mick ‘WoodyWyldbore-Wood
Bringing Up The Rear (for demonstrating extreme restraint in the race by allowing everyone else to finish first)
2013: Paula ‘peej’ Elphick, 2012: Andy 'Andyb99' Butler, 2011: Gavin ‘Seasider’ Rigg, 2010: Catherine ‘Apnoea’ Sweetnam
Annual Club Awards
Darwin Award (For upholding the highest traditions and ethos of the BCTTT and continuing to train whilst broken)
2013: Andrew ‘sonofsammo’ Howden, 2012: Gary ‘Bopomofo’ Holmes,
Most Disturbing in Lycra (For helping keep therapists in business by scaring children and adults alike)
2013: Nick 'Ris' Hodges, 2012: Nick 'Ris' Hodges, 2011: Andrew ‘sonofsammo’ Howden, 2010: Nick 'Ris' Hodges
The Corky Award (for triumph against the odds after a tough tough year)
2013: Artur ‘kfjatek’ Kwiatkowski, 2012: Andrew 'Sonofsammo' Howden 2011: Craig ‘Wannabetri’ Miskin, 2010: Jack Hughes
Legend of Ron Burgandy (For upholding the highest traditions of the BCTTT as member of the month - not that we had a mag)
2013: Kev ‘kevy427’ Young, 2012: Faith 'Faith' Cripps 2011: Adrian ‘Tritans’ Tansley, 2010 James ‘James’ McClelland
Global Domination Award (For upholding the highest traditions and ethos of the BCTTT)
2013: James ‘Sir Jibbenstein’ Wilson, 2012: Sarah 'Tarka' Bruce-Green 2011: Chris ‘cpt333’ Weeks , 2010: Jody ‘Joddybear’ George